John and I LOVE massages.
Fortunately, here in Dubai, massages can be
reasonably priced.
We've enjoyed high priced massages
in fancy spas.
We've enjoyed reasonably priced massages
in clean, but not-so-fancy spas.
A couple of days ago,
John and I
went to a new place to get a massage,
on the plaza level of JBR.
When the hour was over,
John and I met in the waiting area. He asked, "So, how was it?"
I replied,
"That massage was actually ANNOYING!"
And it was -- it really was!
I don't think the girl was actually a masseuse --
she just couldn't have been!
She started massaging my back,
and once I noticed that she kept repeating the same motion
over and over and over again,
I started counting.
FIFTY REPETITIONS!
I thought the skin on my back was going to come off.
Then she went to my shoulder.
FIFTY REPETITIONS!
Then she started on my other shoulder.
FIFTY REPETITIONS!
I could go on and on and on.....
but I'll leave it at that as I'm trying hard to forget it!
ANNOYING!
REPETITIVE!
And she didn't even massage my arms, my hands,
my feet, or the front of me anywhere!
IT WAS SOOOOO ANNOYING!!!
We've definitely chalked that one off our list!
Oh, and I forgot --
when it was FINALLY OVER,
she told me to go take a shower.
And would you believe there was a urinal
in the little shower room.
NO WAY!
(It was clean, but COME ON!!)
ANNOYING!!!!*!!!!