IT'S TRUE!

Several weeks ago,

some of the AWAM Gals! and friends and spouses

got together for dinner,

after our Thursday Cocktails, at the

Marina Yacht Club.

 

 

I posted this on Facebook, but forgot to post it here.

And I really want to remember it,

so here goes!

 

Would you believe, John ordered pork for his dinner.

And since he ordered pork in a

Muslim, non-eating pork, country it was served with....

 

 

....special "PORK" silverware!!

The knife was actually engraved with PORK,

but the knife, fork and spoon were all of a different pattern

than the silverware everyone else used!

 

It's the first time anyone at our table had seen this

anywhere in Dubai!

(So, of course, a million pictures were taken!)

We had heard that restaurants

that served pork

had to have separate kitchens, different dishes and such.

 

But now we know.....IT'S TRUE!



ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

I strolled into the "Naughty Room" at the 

new Park & Shop Cash & Carry 

(where you CAN use credit cards, go figure!)

the other day,

innocently searching for some nice pork bacon

for some future BLT's.

 

And, lo and behold, just look what I found!

 

Yep, an ENTIRE pig was wrapped up

and sitting there in the freezer

looking at me!

 

Make that a "suckling pig"

was wrapped up and sitting there in the freezer

looking at me!  

YUCK.YUCK.YUCK.

(I'll never eat bacon again without seeing this frozen pig!)

 

And look what else I spotted in that freezer.

Ya just gotta love it here!

Excuse me?  Did I hear you say,

"I'll take a Mr. Brains pork faggot, please?" 

 

"No?"  I didn't think so!

 

I swear, the sign above the "Naughty Rooms"

here in Dubai should add the words,

"Enter at your own risk."